Dating someone who smokes marijuana
Q: How many Stoners does it take to change a light bulb A: Who cares man, its to bright in here anyway!
A: He answered the phone while ironing his clothes Q: What do you call a stoner flying through the hallways in college? A: A fungi Q: Did you hear about the stoners who were planning to rob the medical marijuana shop?
Q: What do you do if you see a space man while getting high?
Q: What do you call a person who remembers what they did at woodstock ? Q: What do you call it when a roach ash burns your shirt?
A: When your bong gets washed more than your dishes!
Q: What do you call one bowl between three tokers ?
Q: How do you get a one-armed stoner out of a tree?
" The other Hippie says "I don't mind the stairs, it's this low fucking handrail thats killing me." Weed Proverbs Don't drink and drive, When you can Smoke and fly! A: They both get blitzed Q: What did the stoner at the party say before the cops came? A: The Super Bowl Q: What do you get when you eat too much hash brownies? Q: What do a quarterback and a pothead have in common? Q: What do you call an event when two cities that legalized marijuana get together. Q: What do a bad football team and a pothead have in common? A: A pot belly Q: Why couldn't the lifeguard save the hippie?